Dear Mother Nature.
On behalf of all of humanity, pretty much the male part of the population that is, I ask of you to STOP CONCEIVING YOUR EVIL HELLSPAWNS THAT IS CALLED DISEASES!
It is killing us and makes us inefficient to do our manly things...such as kicking puppies or thinking about sex...
So, the solution to this is A) You die, B) you get sterilized or C) you take some anti-breeding pills or we'll be forced to go hunting after you...as soon as we're healthy again.
Or we'll sic Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Linsay Lohan after you...yes, a very frightening thing.

P.S
Please have a nice day with killing thousands of people around the globe with your temper tantrums and PMS, but do keep your Flu, Sore Throat and Cold offspring the heck away from us!
OR WE SHALL SUE YOU!
And they now got a sister, called Eye Infection!
So...Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Linsay Lohan GET MOTHER NATURE!
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Linsay Lohan: Like oh my gosh! Totally cute! Oh noez!


Please regard this as a joke as it made during a triple-surprise-attack made by the Flu, Sore Throat and Cold...evil germs...